The Portokalos family is back! In My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3, they're headed off on a family trip to Greece, and you're invited to join them from the comfort of your local movie theater. Get your tickets right here at Fandango.
We're preparing for the virtual vacation by re-watching My Big Fat Greek Wedding and My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2. Both scripts are packed with crackling zingers and hysterical one-liners. Here are the best lines.
Want to refresh your memory before you dive in? Here's a franchise recap straight from creator and star Nia Vardalos.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
"My family is big and loud, but they’re my family. We fight and we laugh and yes, we roast lamb on a spit in the front yard. And where ever I go, what ever I do, they will always be there." - Toula Portokalos (Nia Vardalos)
"The man is the head, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head any way she wants." - Maria Portokalos (Lainie Kazan)
"My dad believed in two things: That Greeks should educate non-Greeks about being Greek, and that any ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy could be cured with Windex." - Toula Portokalos
"There are two kinds of people – Greeks, and everyone else who wishes they were Greek." - Gus Portokalos (Michael Constantine)
"I came alive when I met you." – Ian MIller (John Corbett)
"What do you mean he don’t eat no meat? Oh, that’s okay. I make lamb." - Aunt Voula (Andrea Martin)
"You better get married soon. You’re starting to look old." - Gus Portokalos
"Your mother and I, we have an understanding. She doesn’t try to understand me, and I don’t try to understand her." - Gus Portokalos
"Nice Greek girls are supposed to do three things in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone until the day we die." - Toula
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (2016)
“Why do parents always say 'dream big' when they really mean, not too big?” - Paris (Elena Kampouris)
"Who says a woman has to be married?" - Maria
"You, all our lives." - Toula
