If someone said back in 2007 that the fake trailer in front of Grindhouse would spawn not one but two feature-length films starring craggy-faced Danny Trejo as the titular Machete, they'd be scolded for drinking too much tequila. But that's exactly what happened, and now this week the sequel to 2010's Machete, Machete Kills, comes to home video. In it, Machete's out for blood again, this time tasked with stopping a billionaire terrorist from blowing up the nation's capital. Along the border-crossing way there is (of course) a cadre of boob-armor wearing hookers, hit men and plenty of gore. Possibly most brilliant of all is the movie's casting: Mel Gibson stars as a weapons magnate and Charlie Sheen plays Mr. President--yep, the leader of the free world--who enlists Machete's help. That grain of salt you just took that with? Hopefully it's from the rim of a margarita glass.

Machete Kills is available now on DVD/BD.

Now check out Mr. Sheen as Mr. President in this exclusive clip.